It’s no secret brown dudes love big butts, just as much as we lovelovelove us some gueras. How can you not? their parents have money (at least, more than we do anyway) they think we're all romantic and good in bed simply because we speak Spanish. That's cute right? thanks TV and movies!!! They know how to use birth control and best of all, they've all been to college, which helped enrich their- excuse me, I have something in my throat...
*cough! cough! co-awesomeblowjobs-cough! co-threeways-cough!*
Their only disadvantage seems to be mild-to severe cases of Nassatall throughout 80% of their race. It's no surprise that when we find a blonde, pale-ass Salma Hayek we can't help but get all 'Jafar' on that shit! Rub it until all your wildest dreams become reality homes!
"THE DIIIIIAAAAAMOND IN THE RRRRRROOUUUGGGGH!!!" (monster voice) He's not dark-skinned cuz Disney's racist- it's all metaphors dawg!
Seriously, it's like winning the lottery on the same day you find out you can fly and create In-N-Out burgers out of thin air with your mind.
Gimmie some chon-chon!
Emily Blunt
Puff-puff give? more like puff-puff KEEP!
This is one blunt I would definitely "Bogart"
Do people still say Bogart? I wouldn't know, I stopped
smoking weed after high school- like everyone
else in the world should!
If you’re a stoner and you’re over 18 it makes as much
sense as being goth after 21 (when you can go to bars instead of coffee houses)
Just sayin’ yo.
Jessica Biel
Yeah, I know she's corny, but come on!- look at that thing!
I just wanna put my baby tooth underneath it and lay my drowsy head
on it and go mimis.
I just wanna play Hot Wheels on it and pretend I’m racing up and over
giant sand dunes on the Sahara.
I just wanna scratch my name on it with a fountain pen like in that song.
I just wanna lay my slices of French toast on it to keep them warm
while I finish cooking the rest.
In other words, I'm creepy and weird and I loves me some white ass.
