Dear AT&T,
Well then. It’s been a while hasn’t it?
I’m sorry I haven’t talked to you in a minute. I’ve been so busy lately, what with all the time I sit alone in my room naked now thinking about Luke Wilson in yr new commercials. YIKES.
I think I’m gonna need a bigger “Please take off all my clothes with yr teeth and read cities to me in that plaid shirt” limit. Or perhaps I can just sign a 2 year “Let me put my tongue between those furrowed brows of yrs until you cum rollover minutes” contract?
Whatever it is, man oh man, thanks for reminding me why I watched that shit show known as the Royal Tenenbaums so many times. Today is the day yr gonna kill yrself huh? Well today is the day I find yr address and send you sexy postcards til you put me in jail bro.
THANK YOU.
Love & Sexts,
mickey
mmm, txt me l8r you fucking fatty. i luv it.
Love & Sexts,
mickey
mmm, txt me l8r you fucking fatty. i luv it.
