I don’t know if I’m just living as a perpetual teenager but if I'm walking down the street and hear a skateboard I immediately start fixing my lip gloss and side pony. Here’s the thing about 19 yr olds on skateboards: they’re young, dumb, got zero body fat, and think yr an amazing beautiful sex goddess cuz you’ll buy them Captain Morgan and dry hump in a hot tub. Then you can wax poetic about how you totes already saw that band in like high school and you prefer their older stuff. Seriously nubile young babes, yr wish is my command.Tuesday, April 14, 2009
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I don’t know if I’m just living as a perpetual teenager but if I'm walking down the street and hear a skateboard I immediately start fixing my lip gloss and side pony. Here’s the thing about 19 yr olds on skateboards: they’re young, dumb, got zero body fat, and think yr an amazing beautiful sex goddess cuz you’ll buy them Captain Morgan and dry hump in a hot tub. Then you can wax poetic about how you totes already saw that band in like high school and you prefer their older stuff. Seriously nubile young babes, yr wish is my command.
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GOT DAT ZERO BODY FAT!
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